A chihuahua under a bedsheet, which is roughly 90% bedsheet and 10% extremely annoyed dog. The joke reads from across a room, which is why these get pointed at all October.
He's got a peach bow at the neck and a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket in his paw, marching past a porch strung with lights. Cute-spooky rather than scary — no gore, no cobwebs — so it's fine for the office, the class party and the trunk-or-treat.
Each pair is printed on lightweight glossy MDF wood and finished double-sided, so they look just as good coming as going. The gold-tone surgical stainless steel earwires are hypoallergenic and comfortable enough for a full day — no earlobe droop by dinner.
Two sizes:
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Mini — 1.5": everyday, work, school pickup
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Large — 2.25": the statement pair people ask about
Handmade start to finish at The Painted Pug in Lake Villa, Illinois — quality-checked (loosely) by our resident pugs, Jax and Gracie, who have opinions about costumes.
Details:
- Double-sided glossy MDF wood, laser cut
- Gold-tone surgical stainless steel earring hooks
- 1" wide, 1/8" thick — feather-light for all-day wear
- Care: avoid water, gentle wipe clean
- Made in the USA — ships from Lake Villa, Illinois within 1–5 business days
Common questions
Are these heavy? No — printed wood at 1/8" thick. They're feather-light, which matters if you've given up on statement earrings because they drag.
Will they bother sensitive ears? No. The earwires are hypoallergenic surgical stainless steel — they won't tarnish or turn your ears green.
Are they too spooky for work? Not at all. It's a dog in a bedsheet — cute Halloween, not scary Halloween. Teachers and nurses buy these by the pair.
Is the design on both sides? Yes. Double-sided, so they look finished from every angle.
Which size should I get? Mini (1.5") for everyday, Large (2.25") when you want to be noticed. Plenty of people buy both.
Is there a matching necklace? Yes — the same design comes as a teardrop pendant necklace.
Where are they made and how fast do they ship? Handmade at The Painted Pug in Lake Villa, Illinois, and shipped from the USA within 1–5 business days.
